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The problem with content creation for the 'Net is that there's always going to be someone almost as clever as you willing to work for free. #racetothebottom #grapesofwrath

And I was getting ready to sit down + write you all those e-mails + I feel like I can’t send ’em now ’cause I honestly don’t wanna pump any sad chemicals into that poor thing’s developing little brain… You’re so relentlessly happy and I never knew how you did it but Dad’s a moody shit, like me, and if you’re going to push out another first-world consumer of the global élite, I at least don’t want them being all fuckin’ pumped full of SSRIs all the time… although that’s probably inevitable these days, isn’t it.

I guess I’ll have to wait another 9 months to hit Send.

> To: Speedbump
> Date: Monday, October 17, 2011 08:38:05 p.m.
>
> I'd be happy/OK if you had a kid with Louie C.K.
>

Three updates in one

This was supposed to be three separate ones but who has the time?

Woke from another Therria dream.

The highlight of my weekend was making Ariadnæ come from fucking.

Woke to new e-mail from Speedbump: She’s pregnant again.