We’re busy, so we’re glad we haven’t had kids yet

Who would hate their girlfriend that much?

So, Papa John’s is having this promo where you can get a heart-shaped pizza, a cinnapie, and rose(s) for Valentine’s Day.
I so, so, so, so wish I could get that for therria.

Had a dream about what I think was essentially a stand-in for Andie. Only it was set in San Francisco.

I don’t want to forget this

So remember in “Groundhog Day” where he’s talking to Rita in the café, and he’s just kind of realizing, like, what a kind, wonderful human being she is? Yeah. She told me she starts tipping at 20% and I was like, Damn.

Last night I spent money I don’t have because a pretty girl wanted blueberry pancakes, and when a girl accepts an invitation to Denny’s, well, you don’t just let that pass you by. I ended up concocting a rideliciulous sandwich but thought for a moment about ordering Moons Over My Turkey with bacon—I wanted to, but I felt a pang and I just couldn’t bring myself to do it.

Blond hair and freckles’ll go a long way with me.

To reiterate the banal

Even though I felt like there was maybe something missing, no one else has even come close.

So it gets back to the question: Is that as good as it gets, and I was just being picky? Or was I so close, and I just need to hold on a little longer?