now we know how the two-headed cat works

Or maybe I should just chalk it up to our sharing-a-brain thing…

So happy and sad and proud of myself and sad…

The Baby already has all the stuff I was going to get him.

Well, except the Iĉiro jersey.

And now this awesome, giant, perfectly sized box I got to ship it all in is going to go to waste…

On why they’re known as Mutant Turtles and not Ninja Turtles in Japan

“Fuck it, nigga; our whole country’s ninjas.”

I want ariadnæ’s parents to meet my parents but I want Speedbump to be a part of my family.

No quiero envejecernos así

Tonight while watching “The Simpsons” I kept calling Lisa by Speedbump’s name (I kept screaming at the TV ’cause I was concerned about her future)

The worst thing I’ve ever heard of

Trunk ’n treat