You are the worst people ever

http://pngboyd.blogspot.com/2012/02/greetings-from-papua-new-guinea.html

the golden rule of seeing bands is never see a band no matter how much you like them if you didn't like their most recent album. Everytime I've violated that rule, I've paid the price.

Great advice.

Is it so wrong

that the person who makes me realize there may be someone else out there for me is 9 years old?

The thing is, every time I try to step to chicks at the supermarket, they look at me like I'm an alien.

Speedbump is me if I had a vagina and my shit together.

And I think Fiona Apple was in my dream.
I think I was comforting a crying Fiona Apple.

Offhand remark yesterday after class I think inspired dream wherein I dated a Spanish/English bilingual.

So fucking sexy.

Had to stop in the middle of sex with Boss Lady. Had a big talk; she was crying; I can’t be what she needs. Made up; conceded it was better to find a way to have/enjoy this than not. Went back inside her,
Was still thinking about ariadnæ and no sex, with anyone, for 7+ months. Dreamt about Speed Bump instead.

Sent you that e-mail while making my lunch

and by the time the food was ready, I’d lost my appetite

Also had a dream about sign language

Had a dream I cut my hair. Losing my hair felt just like losing my voicemail.

Dreamt I found the Rykodisc “Hot Rats” for my brother

This guy was dying for his fifteen minutes

Re: This one sentence just BLEW MY FUCKING MIND

And, as far as agricultural progress is concerned, trust me, you don’t get into agriculture willy-nilly. Farming is much, much harder than hunting and gathering is; raising animals will cut your lifespan short because you’ll trade diseases with them; and agricultural societies tend to be taken over by annoying kings and emperors, who tend to make life difficult for the grunts.

—Overthinking Avatar

Working on It

“Figure out what in life you do not do so well, and then… don’t do that thing.”

Note to self:

Don’t do this again

Déjà vu

Re: Memo to myself

Well I’m running out of things

My sister’s boyfriend’s mom just died.

She was stung by a wasp and went into a coma. Nobody had any idea she was allergic.

Why would anybody want to bring another child into this world?